Boys: Mom, call me back when you get this message we need a ride real bad! James: RING! Kendall: Call all moms now! TV: You still have time. But he's even more famous for his quote of Rolling Stone he said 'I could turn a dog into a pop star.' James: I sing better than a dog! TV: Sign ups are until 5 pm, so if pop stardom is on your list.

Jenny: I'm gonna be the next Gwen Stefani!! Kendall: That's Jenny Tinkler from home room! TV: Gustavo Rocque 1990's mega producer of bands like Boy Quake, Boys In The Attic, and Boys City is looking for his next pop-superstar. James: No, 'cause this is the part where I SHAKE MY BOOTY! (He shakes his butt in front of Logan) 'I'm gonna be famous, I'm gonna marry Nicole!' Kendall: Carlos? Carlos: Got it! (puts on his helmet and pushes James off the couch and they both fight) TV: Do you want to be a pop star? James: Yes! TV: Well today is your chance if you're in Minnesota! James: I'm in Minnesota. Logan: Uh, your gonna marry Nicole Scherzinger.How? Carlos and Kendall: No no no no no!! James: (he gets up and stand on the table) I'm gonna be famous, sing to sold out arenas, have, like, five houses, make the girls go crazy and then marry Nicole. James: (Seeing Nicole sing) I'm gonna marry her someday.

Kendall, Carlos, Logan, James: Oww! Ouch! (they're watching The Pussycat Dolls) Kendall: Watching The Pussycat Dolls does make the pain go away. I need a singing block of wood that I can set on fire so please tell me where in. Gustavo: I'M THE STAR! What I need is a canvas with great hair that I can paint my pop on. Somewhere in here is your new big star, I can feel it. Kelly: It's our last stop so just focus and try not to make everybody cry. Gustavo: (pointing to the fans that were there) WHAT'S UP MINNESOTA?! (they all cheer) I hate all of them.

Gustavo: Where am I and why am I freezing?! Kelly: You're in Minnesota. Carlos: Right! (gives James the helmet) James: I love you guys! Kendall: Time in. They hear the girls scream as they laugh nervously) Kendall: And now we run! (They get chased by the girls) James: (While running away) This is what it's gonna be like when I'm famous! Only the girls won't be trying to kill me! Kendall: Time Out! Carlos, give James the helmet. Season 1 Big Time Audition Kendall: Opportunities like this come once in a lifetime, and when they do you gotta grab it and turn that thing big time! Logan: Turn it and I predict that 90 percent chance of bodily harm, and I'm talking about us, not them! Carlos: Wimp! (Puts on his helmet and run towards the T-bar and tries to turn it.) It's stuck! James: I had my pop star dream again last night and this time, I was wearing my lucky white V-neck and I was singing a Smokey Robinson song Tracks of my tears, yeah, yeah! What are we doing? Kendall: Uh, the janitor left the T-bar sprinkler valve and do you want to help us soak the girls field hockey team? James: Yeah! (They both run toward it and before they turn it they look back to Logan) Logan: I gotta get new friends.

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